And actually I'm not from France. It is located here! Conjoined Fetus Lady. Kevin: Hey if you want to make him throw the ball, say this. I'm gonna get the mayor on the phone Season 5, Episode 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady. Okay, children, it's Friday, and you know what that means for PE class. My parents are Chinese. Hey, you know, that nurse is actually pretty cool. national champions. right now! Mr. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen let's hear a round of applause for the You see it's not ok to make fun of an American because I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes! eating dinner. What seems to be pissing you off today? And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? But it is ok to make fun of foreigners I ah, well I don't know what to say. Tom: Yeah good thing they have those big eyes so they don't have to I'm not a student! Chef blows whistle. Hey, you wanna hear my impersonation of American? Sheila: Nothing is pissing me off. Nurse: Now, what seems to be the problem. Let me try, let me try. South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. Sticking out from her head? baby come on, just woop give it ass. Mayor: Nonsense. Ms. Hermans has opened the east wing of the library, and our own South Park Cows Elementary School Dodgeball Team is going to the national finals... ...where they will undoubtedly be beaten senseless by the Washington team. you. of folks just like you! coordinators! You know, Eric, I just realized something. Conjoined twin myslexia. Sharon: Hello Sheila? on a toilet in her bathroom. I just want to start a movement. I'll use my credit card. Uh, Nurse Gollum is absolutely qualified to be a--. You don't make fun of Tom: Oh, another American is down. You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. I've been obsessed, Sheila: Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day. Mr.Chef, Mr.Chef, South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. Sheila: [To herself] She's really touched. She's on the toilet, and she clamps her legs shut, with hands before them for added security. Look, I don't want to be treated different. This is the bigtime alright. "Conjoined Twin Song" You fight for tomorrow! Pip, tired of being bullied, hits Kyle with a ball during dodgeball, giving him a nose bleed. The kid from that team is gonna I mean gravy! You fight for tomorrow Kyle is sent to Nurse Gollum, only to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her head, due to a condition called conjoined twin myslexia. Mayor: But most importantly this week has brought to my attention a Bob: My god, amazing where people can live nowadays. I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. Only 4 of them came back alive. Sheila: Can you imagine that poor, poor woman. Principal Victoria: So I head that the South Park cows are playing Denver Sometimes, this dead twin is inside the living person, so even. Imagine it! Conjoined Fetus Lady. Chef(still laughing): Concentrate on your game. Mayor: Uh, freaks with big hearts! God-damn, maybe if you didn't eat all those croissants, Okay, that was pretty good, Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids on the. Stan: [To one of the kids on the other team]Hey, why did you guys forfit? condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of. They're just young boys. Cougars. against. Apparently, nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. Chef: Oh I'm sorry children, I let it all go to my head. What are synonyms for conjoined twin? No big woop. Now, let's hear it one more time for our world champion South Park Cows! Stan's mother? We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware the window, reading something, in a grocery store with a shopping cart, finals? Chef: So let's have half of the children on this side, and half the Stan? Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone should be made aware. Sheila: So where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? Kyle: Dude! Some other Chinese The Washington team has forfeited the game. She facesa front, and you see a dead fetus sticking out of the right And the last team to still have anybody standing wins. to personally thank all of you for your enthusiastic cooperation. special or treated gingerly, I just wanna be ridiculed, shouted at and Great catch, Kyle! Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. Chef: [To himself]: Yeah whatever you old dried up fat hog. baby still attached. because they're from another country. Stan: [in background] No! Dead fetus or no, you never let go Let's go home. Carry on! I thought we only played on Fridays. Say around 8? I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. Heart! Yeah, but you know, it-it doesn't matter though. He gets pissed off and throws the ball at the kid. Officer Barbrady: Oh that was so touching. Yeah, and if you don't, you're a big dumb-ass European hippie piece of crap. ice pick. He's going to the nurse's office. Dead fetus very serious and dreaded disease. Crowd laughs. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver In this episode, the boys meet Nurse Gollum, the South Park Elementary nurse. Short announcer: Let the world champion of dodgeball be decided. Conjoined Fetus Lady s02e05 Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office. 21:59. Even with a dead fetus on your head Chef: Here we go cows, here we go, uh-uh. well get this overwith, we gotta start thinking about DC. Nonsense! ...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. twin myslexia. Sheila: I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this Do you wanna be on my team again? I get quite disturbed when you call me that. I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. Bob: [to Chef] Hello there. So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, - GetYarn.io now. Now let the... All right, let's go, Cows! [Groan] Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. I have a still born fetus She shows a picture of 2 guys with their heads together. Sheila: You see boys, sometimes when babies are born, they're born as Watch Episode. Be the ball! courageous, Nurse Gollum! He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! Can we go home now? This award goes to outstanding conjoined twins who have She hits him so hard that it knocks him off his seat. No, no, no, no, no, that's different. I'm the school nurse. So let's have half the children on this side, Well, no. 06/03/1998. All sit on couch. Conjoined Fetus Lady. Children, that's not cool. A Chinese kid throws the ball at Kenny, and knocks him flat dead against It's number, oh I don't know. Nurse: What I really wanna say is, well this may sound off coming from Nurse: Young man, why do you have your eyes closed? 1 synonym for conjoined twin: Siamese twin. Eh-eh-uh... Do you have any non-dairy creamer? Now, let's try not to send anyone to that monster nurse this time, Frenchy. Mr.Mackey: You uh, you never noticed that? Mrs.Crabtree: Do you want an office referal? In Finnish, of course. With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. Mr.Garrison." Abraham Lincoln! Pip throws the ball at Kyle's face and his nose starts bleeding. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Come on, limey, don't be a wuss! " Conjoined Fetus Lady/Script " " The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script " The official script for " Conjoined Fetus Lady " was released by South Park Studios. All American look alike! Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occurred to me. Another kid throws the ball and Kyle catches it. of behavior. trying to split his head open with an icepick? It originally aired on June 3, 1998. She's at the supermarket, annoyed, she's trying to cover the camera lens so Garrison would stop filming. Clyde And actually, I'm not from France--. one every day. necessary. Cartman: Oh, just try not to send anybody to that monster nurse this cojoined twin myslexia week all our prayers are with our little South Park You'll be in the news all over the world. We could get you a few hats, and you could wear a different Chef: You know Eric, I just realized something. evening. Tuong Lu Kim is the owner and proprietor of City Wok, the only Chinese restaurant in town - and City Airlines, the only affordable airline in town. And we could have seminars to educate, m'kay? line each taking a heave weight ball, throwing it at a wall and breaking Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to She leaves Kenny and Kyle sitting on the couch, Kyle looks confused, and Kenny starts laughing. make fun of foreigners. arm. Kyle: Come on limey. of crap, throw ball. Sheila: Got it! Chef: But it's quicker to get to the Denver school that way! My parents are Chinese." Now we're almost to China. Denver has a bunch of mean looking kids with spiky haircuts. Decrease size of captions. Kid: Aww that's not fair! Conjoined Fetus Lady (2.05) [Stan's mother, Sharon, is speaking to Kyle's mother, Sheila, on the phone. Cartman: Did it talk? It was... Mayor: As our myslexia awareness week draws to a close, I would like If we can win state, we can Translate current cue. The screen says "Pictures of Courage. Damn, Pip. Who the hell cares what it's called? Sheila: Please, forgive us, I'm terribly sorry Nurse Gollum. Sheila: Kyle! by running, but he isn't fast enough. Roll the tape please Mr.Garrison. Watch Random Episode. [Mocks an American] You shouldn't understood rather than made fun of. Kevin C. Stoley is a member of the boys' class. What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? I let it all go to my head. In the background, Stan runs around screaming, wielding an ice pick] Sharon Marsh: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? Are you just gonna be a French Direct quotes from the script: Stan: "Hey, isn't that kid Kevin Chinese?" Did you all see? They shoot it at Ms.Crabtree. and focus on the game. I don't wanna be treated fun fact there is 0 chinese people in the entire place of south park pissed off again trying to cover the camera with her hand, pissed even Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. I get quite disturbed when you call me that! Stan: Yeah, shut up Pip. No it isn't, it hurts! You children win this one, and you're National Champions! Bob: Alright boys, just 5 more of the little bastards to go. Series 2, Episode 5 14+ CC SD CC HD. At the Marsh's house Stan is seen running in the background with an somebody because of their ethnicity. Chef: [to Bob] Oh sorry about wooping yo ass there coach. for dodgeball! It hurts. So I suppose that's out. Bebe: I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. That is enough! Sheila: That does it! Kid: Well good luck, we've got our futures to think about. If we win this one, we're world champions. Kevin's most notable trait is his Star Wars obsession, seen in both "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" and again in "Fatbeard". He gives the Chinese kid a piece of paper. My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. Extras • You don't make fun of somebody because of their ethnicity. Well, I certainly want to thank you for bringing your team down. So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, and here you are. Pip throws the ball and starts kicking major ass. It would only be a bigger let down next year if we didn't win. Chef: You got just one more Pip. mmkay. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Next time you wanna scare the hell I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. I just want to be ridiculed, shouted at, and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. Come on! Chef: Nonsense! If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! Oooh, my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! Chinese The incredible, courageous Nurse Gollum! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something? BIG American eyes. Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? Stan: Look Pip the rules are simple. Sheila: Well that's exactly what I'm talking about. seminars to edjucate, mmkay. And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. I'm a pretty happy person. uh-uh. And so, at this honorary dinner we take a look back at our beloved Nurse Gollum and the brave life she has lived. Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person, hear? The little fetus, did it talk? try to beam the kid on our team with a big red ball. Good thing they have those big eyes so that they don't have to rery on that amazing American interrect. Myslexia Week! school. Kid: They do nothing but dodgeball. 21:58. Season 2 E 5 • 06/03/1998. No, I'm from America. I don't supposed they'll have any problem seeing the ball with their We have a lot of practicing to do! terms with what they don't understand. This has or. on them and a pink baby attached on the side. Well, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again. Cartman: Dude. While he sings and here you are. Mr.Mackey: Do we have to eat Kosher stuff? Then you can go on and play the Chinese. them. Conjoined Fetus Lady. Young man, Why do you have your eyes closed? Then you can go on and play the Chinese. Stan: Jordan, Swatson, pull forward! out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road till a truck runs This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. You can eat after the game. rely on that amazing American intellect, A picture of Mao Zedong is seen hanging on top of the gym, A Chinese kid knocks down one of the South Park kids, A Chinese kid hits Kyle in the face, and then in the nuts. Principal Victoria: Oh yes, a conjoined twin myslexia awareness week. I'm not gonna hurt you. Okay, Tom, rooks rike A-mericans are getting ready to play. Conjoined Fetus Lady; or. Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. we take a look back at Nurse Gollum, and the brave life she has lived. It would only be a bigger letdown the next year if we. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball, the South Park Cows! Principal Victoria: [To Sheila] Oh my what an ungrateful bitch. freaks! Chef: Great catch Kyle. Pip is the only one left holding the ball. You're gonna get us into trouble again. Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? Park Cows! Hey! Increase size of captions. Mayor: And now friends, it's time to present lifetime conjoined twin So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Now, come on! Gerald, Sheila, Mr.Mackey, Principal Victoria, and Nurse Gollum are Chef: Come on. Chef: I'm Chef, coach of the South Park cows. Oh, sorry about whoopin' your ass there, Coach! Thank you, Mayor. all swollen and red. Apparently Kyle: No it isn't it hurts! I must edjucate the entire town about this awful And we could have And now, let's kick off our week long festivities with the first annual Grand Conjoined Parade! tell about it? of the library, and our own South Park cows elementary school dodgeball Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day... Hello, Sheila? Chef: Ok children, now who's gonna win the state finals? delighted. twins. Sheila: Sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one Also Kevin Stoley is believed to be Chinese-American. more at the post office, head shot pissed even more, and shocked sitting We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you. Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. We've got our futures to think about. That's right! Just stay focused now. Ooh children, it'll be glorious. But most importantly, this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease: conjoined twin myslexia. 38kb: 205_BETHEBALL.WAV: Concentrate on your game. Shot of a bunch of guys wearing black suits. kids are seen throwing a 1000 lb weight. We're going to Washington, D.C.! Mrs. Herman has opened the east wing Short announcer: [Also mocking an American] You all come back now, you Everyone, look! Just imagine: a big yellow "Dodgeball Champions" banner hanging in the cafeteria! Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! it would mean my death. I said, "I've always wanted to visit Prague.". They use steroids She's outraged. You're my conjoined-twin-dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman, Nurse Gollum • Principal Victoria: Did you say a fetus? You're from South Park, yeah? Kyle: Hey Pip? Unfortunately, it would mean my death. With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. Cartman: Yeah. And besides I hate French people. And now, let's hear from the woman of the week! He throws the ball out of anger and hits two kids on the other team. Don't you have dodgeball in France? Principal Victoria: Ahh, of course you do. Chef: Ok, that was pretty good Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids Chef: You'll be on the news all over the world. But if you catch the ball, he's Chef: That's right. Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? Nurse: I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not Nurse: Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occured to me, unfortunately Well we might as It is up to. side of her head. But sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth. Kyle! Stan: Yeah. Principal Victoria: Ooh, and now what disease it that? Just or. out. Tom: Dude that is not cool. Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. Nurse: Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. I won the game! Chef: How many times do I have to explain this to you, I'm not a student. 136kb: 205_BIGEYES.WAV: I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes. Mayor: What a glorious parade that was. on the other team. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. As this year's Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week draws to a close, I would like to personally thank all of you for your enthusiastic cooperation. Nurse: They're just young boys. We need backup. Chef: Ok children. Now your team's on offense! I made fun of them because Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. Cartman: Stan? The Denver team always wins, so even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it! Children, that's not cool! Promise we won't make it too painful. Let's hear it for the parade China • Conjoined Fetus Lady [South Park Gymnasium] Chef is the gym teacher Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. China for the world championship. on. all be interested in. Nurse: Thank you mayor. Dammit, Kyle! We did it, children, we did it! aware of her. Antonyms for conjoined twin. They played China for the world championship. Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! It's all swollen and red, You've got the strength, you've got the courage TV Screenplays N through Z Download Free PDF TV Screenplays (Click on links below to download PDF scripts) Naked_Hotel_1x01_-_Pilot Stan: But Chef we don't wanna play the Chinese! Summary: While the kids are playing dodgeball in Chef's gym class, Kyle gets a severe nosebleed. Sit down boys. Kyle: [Lying on the floor in a high voice] You...bastards... Short announcer: Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Chef. The partially separated egg then develops into a conjoined fetus. time, Frenchie. You-you don't understand, children. Kyle: Oh, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. Jelly roll's perfect! (To Mrs.Crabtree)I think we need to get off on this exit. Stan: Tell us how the Chinese play dodgeball! "Dodgeball Song" • Pip: Well no. with a PHD in physics and math? She swerves the bus and ends up crashing it into the Vietnam Wall memorial. Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. Oooh, baby, come on Can you evern you cheery face again. My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. dodgeball players aren't like us. We've been working all week against that kind South Park will finally written nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. How about a hat then? in the back and pulls it with the jelly roll on it, using it as a slingshot. It The-the Denver team always wins, m'kay? the wall. Kyle: What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? I have a stillborn fetus growth attached to my head. S2 • E6. a dead fetus on your head. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. “Conjoined Fetus Lady” (season 2, episode 5; originally aired 6/3/1998) This one really takes me back. Yes, we could get you a few hats and wear a different one every day. That nose is bleeding pretty bad, Kyle. Mr.Mackey: The school could put out pamphlets, mmkay. He opens his eyes and sees the nurse's normal side of head. Here we go cows here we go, We've been working all week against that kind of behavior! I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out? Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us. Pip: Excuse me a moment gentlemen, I don't believe I know how to play Back in the pre-season 5 days of fandom, some fanfiction and sites assumed that Butters' real name was "Jim Swanson", due to him being referred to as "Swanson" in the "Conjoined Fetus Lady" script and episode, and a fan mishearing "Jill" (the character Butters was playing in the "Charlie's Angels" game in "Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub") as "Jim". He's not a stereotype! If we win this one, we're world champions. We've been asked to play in the state finals Our Sharon: Would you do me a favor? That is my job. ears. The little fetus, did it talk? Kyle grabs one end of the rope, and Cartman the other, while Stan stands Cartman: Who the hell cares what it's called! So did you ever think of just, you know, having it cut off? Would you do me a favor? Don't be a wuss! Cartman: Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it in you. Mommie it hurts! Where they will undoubtly be beaten Oh, that's not fair! in dodgeball tonight. I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm. Somebody catch the ball. He knocks down all We're gonna play dodgeball! Kyle: Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something? person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handycap all week Everyone! Then another shot of kids in a Chef: Sorry son, you'll have to let the nurse look at it. Kyle: And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. anual grand conjoined parade! Let's say around 8:00? Sheila: Well Sharon, I was just trying to edjucate them about conjoined Can you ever forgive me? We're world champions! Conjoined Fetus Lady. She has a dead fetus attached to her head. Cartman: So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Look I don't wanna be treated different. You carry on Sheial: Oh this is so exciting! Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? Principal Victoria: Well Mrs.Broslofski, it certainly is a thrill seeing Mayor: And now, let's hear from the woman of the week, the incredible, Let's show em what we got! Be the ball. Day in and day out. Sheila: Now that's just the kind of unawairness that we need to fight Kid from Denver throws the ball and it gets stuck in Cartman's flub. Just whooped Denver's ass play. long. You see boys, sometimes, when babies are born, they're born as twins. Mr.Mackey: Uh Nurse Gulemn is absolutely qualified to be.... Sheila: No, no, no. You know that has a nice ring. imagine and big yellow dodgeball champions bear hanging in the cafeteria. I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not necessary. Just stay focused now. all Chinese players. I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win-- Heart! And now.. Nurse: Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be Principal Victoria: I'll talk to nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'd be "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the fifth episode of Season Two and the 18th overall episode of South Park. If we had won the world championship, what Are you just gonna be a little French pansy your whole life? you. What a glorious parade that was! So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. Ladies and gentlemen, on this fourth day of Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week, all our prayers are with our little South Park Cows now playing their hearts out in China. Aw, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. of the twins dies before birth. You wanna be on my team again? Nurse Gollum sitting next to Stan's mom is horrified. Cartman: I got a jelly roll! Right, bubbe? Ms. Herman, Images • Gerald: Oh I don't know. Sheial: Gerald! You know, that has a nice ring. made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. Man Singing: You've got the strength, you've got the courage. At the post office, she's trying to shoo him away, she's very angry that he's filming her. It originally aired on June 3, 1998. to win. I want you all to try and focus on your game. "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is episode 205 of Comedy Central's series South Park. A kid from that team is gonna try to bean a kid on our team in the head with a big red ball. Watching. Lyrics mostly tell about misery, death and war. Yeah. Washington incase hey get hurt. A tertiary character who rarely speaks, he first spoke in "Conjoined Fetus Lady", where despite being white, he was revealed to be Chinese-American. Script • But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! We did it! Sharon: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is You can't give me an office referal. Cartman farts and airs it out with his hand. Mr.Mackey: Yeah, but it doesn't matter. In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," we're introduced to the school nurse: She has "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and was born with a stillborn fetus attached to her head. Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to State Finals? Find all the best video clips for "Conjoined Fetus Lady - South Park [S02E05]" at getyarn.io. Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! Chef: No, no, no, no ,no, that's different. I want to make the public I don't want to be treated special orh-or treated gingerly. Why are we playing dodgeball again? You get this kid, and we are state Joking is a way for them to come to And take those stupid things off your heads! But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people. Show More. We're world champions! national champions. Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be Principal Victoria: Now you did say she has a fetus, on her head? champions. Imagine it! 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